Goldman Sachs Internet Jokes The devil lost not a dime with Goldman Sachs. He has a rule against investing with family. The spirit of the Robber Barons is alive at Goldman Sachs. Did you hear that Bin Laden sent Goldman Sachs a congratulatory email? Goldman Sachs, making money the old fashion way -- the way the Robber Barons did it. Goldman Sachs thinks being bullish on America means that one bulls**t America. |
April 27, 2010 — Jimmy Kimmel Live - Goldman Sachs Senate Hearing Turns Dirty |
Goldman Sachs Internet Jokes Rumor: Goldman Sachs is a subsidiary of Al-Qaeda. Rumor: Bin Laden ordered the managers of Goldman Sachs to short the American financial system for cash bonuses and virgins. Somali pirates say they are a subsidiary of Goldman Sachs. Somali pirates say they interned at Goldman Sachs. Somali pirates say their mentors are pirates from Goldman Sachs. The name Eyjafjallajokull in local Icelandic dialect actually means Goldman Sachs. |
Who Wants to Beat a Millionaire. Even though the Senate is too paralyzed by partisan politics to impact the financial crisis, it can still express good old-fashioned impotent rage. (4/27/10) | |||||||||||
Goldman Sachs Internet Jokes .Rumor: Bin Laden secretly owns Goldman Sachs. Yes, hasn't Goldman harmed more Americans than Al-Qaeda? Did you hear that Goldman Sachs made the Iceland volcano erupt? It did pretty well shorting airlines. Will Goldman Sachs prove greed is God? Goldman Sachs shorted the Titanic and contributed to its sinking. Goldman Sachs -- Greedy until proven guilty. Earlier this month, the proud Goldman Sachs PR man tells a visiting troop of boys scouts, "The firm earned $3.3 billion in this first quarter." A young scout can't believe that one company can earn that much in three months during a recession. He asks, "Honestly?" The PR man falls to the floor laughing. |
August 16, 2009 — Comedian Matt Rittberg (www.mattrittberg.com) creates a hilarious spoof of "Goodfellas" based on Goldman Sachs outrageous compensation and Wall Street excess. Lloyd Blankfein, Goldman's CEO, sent out a memo recently telling his top employees not to buy anything flashy with their bonuses. This a parody of the scene after the heist where De Niro tells his mob guys the same thing! Is Goldman stealing from the American public? Watch this video and decide for yourself. Written and Directed by Matt Rittberg |
